The following is a Juneathon broadcast announcement.
Due to cirmcumstances beyond our control, there has been an interference in our usual post transmission. Our Red Hen technical unit are working round the clock to restore services and expect to resume scheduled operations within the next 24 hours.
Our production teams in the cookery department and in the physical training unit are continuing work as usual. We anticipate back logged episodes from both departments to be transmitted just as soon as services resume.
Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience caused.
For the duration of this interruption we will transmit the following test card for your viewing pleasure. It is best viewed by holding a mobile handset, ipad or indeed, laptop above your head so that you may enjoy the full effects of gazing skyward.
Please remain in this position until services resume.